CUTE FUNNY “ABOUT ME” STATUS LINES QUOTES

• LOVE ME, HATE ME - EITHER WAY YOU’RE THINKING OF ME!
• WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT!
• I’M SO HOT - I MAKE FIRE!
• I LIVE FOR THE MOMENTS YOUCAN’T PUT INTO WORDS.
• I AM CONVINCED THAT LIFE IS 10% WHAT HAPPENS TO ME AND 90% OF HOW I REACT TO IT.
• I AM OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER - BUT YOUNG ENOUGH TO STILL DO IT ANYWAY!
• I DON’T LOOK BACK - UNLESS THERE’S A GOOD VIEW!
• I’M SLOW TO TRUST, BUT QUICK TO LOVE. I WISH TOO HARD AND I GIVE TOO MUCH. I’M NOT SAYING I’M PERFECT… BUT I PROMISE I’M WORTH IT!
• I BELIEVE WHAT WE DO FLOWS FROM WHO WE ARE
• I DON’T PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE THAT I’M NOT… BUT IF YOU’D LIKE TO SEE ME AS SOMEONE WHO IS GORGEOUS, RICH AND FAMOUS THAT’S FINE WITH ME.
• I’M NOT UNLUCKY IN LOVE - I’M JUST EXTREMELY GOOD AT BEING SINGLE!
• I’M NOT SHY, I’M JUST HOLDING BACK MY AWESOMENESS SO I DON’T INTIMIDATE YOU.
• LOVE ME WHEN I LEAST DESERVE IT, BECAUSE THAT’S WHEN I REALLY NEED IT
• I AM WHO I AM - YOUR APPROVAL ISN’T NEEDED!
• ADMIT IT. LIFE WOULD BE SO BORING WITHOUT ME!
• I FORGOT TO GO TO THE GYM YESTERDAY. THAT’S 10 YEARS IN A ROW!
• THIS IS ME! WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET.
• I AM THE YUMMY PIE!
• I’M NOT LAZY - I JUST RUN ON ENERGY SAVING MODE!
• I’M NOT AFRAID OF FAILING… WHICH IS WHY I DO IT ALL THE TIME!
• IF I HAD TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY - I’D SAY GOOD LOOKING.
• NORMAL PEOPLE WORRY ME!
• I’M NOT OVERWEIGHT. GOD JUST LOVED MY BODY SO MUCH HE MADE MORE OF ME!
• YOU TALK IT, I LIVE IT!
• I DO WHAT I MUST, AND MY FRIENDS WILL ADJUST!
• I AM HERE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT!
• I AM THE ONE YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT

• IT’S ALL ABOUT ***ME*** DEAL WITH IT!
• ME & YOU… WE COULD MAKE THE WORLD JELOUS!
• I TASTE SO DELICIOUS YOU’LL WANT THE RECEIPE!
• EVERYTHING I’M NOT MADE ME EVERYTHING I AM!
• I AM MORE… WITHOUT YOU.
• I ALWAYS KEEP MY STANDARDS AND MY HEELS HIGH
• I HAVEN’T MET MR RIGHT YET. BUT I HAVE MET MR FAKE, MR PLAYER & MR LOSER… MY MIDDLE FINGER LOVES THEM ALL!
• I’M IN LOVE WITH MY DREAMS, MARRIED TO SUCCESS AND HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH LIFE ;)
• EVEN THOUGH I’M A CLEAN PERSON, SOMETIMES I ENJOY A MESSY LIFESTYLE!
• WHAT CAN I SAY? I’M JUST DIFFERENT.
• I’LL START LETTING MY GUARD DOWN WHEN PEOPLE STOP GIVING ME REASONS TO KEEP IT UP.
• I’M SHY. MOST PEOPLE DON’T TAKE THE TIME TO EXPLORE THE REAL ME. SO I’D LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE WHO HAS. EVERYONE WHO DIDN’T, MISSED OUT.
• I’M THE KIND OF PERSON WHO IS WILLING BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY, EVEN WHEN I CAN’T BRIGHTEN MY OWN
• WHY YES, I DO FREQUENTLY BURST OUT IN SONG!
• I TALK TO MY PET AS IF IT ACTUALLY UNDERSTANDS WHAT I’M SAYING.
• I’VE BUILT A WALL - NOT TO BLOCK ANYONE OUT, BUT TO SEE WHO LOVES ME ENOUGH TO CLIMB OVER IT,
• STRESSING & OBSESSING JUST AIN’T MY STYLE - ALL I WANT IS SOMEONE TO MAKE ME SMILE!
• DON’T HATE ME UNTIL I GIVE YOU A REASON TO… DON’T JUDGE ME UNTIL YOU KNOW THE WHOLE STORY…
• GLANCE AT ME, LAUGH AT ME, TALK TO ME… BE WITH ME!
• YOU CAN’T BE ME.
• LOVE, LOVE ME!
• THANKYOU FOR CURING ME OF MY REDICULOUS OBSESSION WITH LOVE!
• LOVE ME OR HATE ME - I PROMISE IT WON’T BREAK ME!
• NOTHING ABOUT ME IS ORGINAL… I AM THE COMBINED EFFORT OF EVERYONE I’VE KNOWN.
• I LOVE WHAT I DID - BEFORE THE INTERNET!
• ME, PERFECT? NO!!!
• GIVING UP IS ALWAYS AN OPTION, BUT IT’S NEVER MY CHOICE.

• IN MY OPINION THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO IS FIND A PERSON WHO LOVES YOU EXACTLY AS YOU ARE…
• I DONT CHASE THEM - I REPLACE THEM!
• IT’S MY LIFE - REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT IT!
• IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST THEN YOU DON’T DESERVE ME AT MY BEST!
• PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON PEOPLE LIKE ME NEED MEDICATION!
• FEISTY, STUBBORN, SARCASTIC, OUTSPOKEN, VERY VERY BLUNT - HMMM ARE THESE MY GOOD POINTS OR BAD? WHO KNOWS! WHO CARES! IT’S STILL GONNA BE ME!
• KISS ME AND YOU’LL SEE THE STARS… LOVE ME AND I’LL GIVE THEM TO YOU!
• DON’T TRY TO FIX ME - I’M NOT BROKEN!
• YOU MAKE ME SMILE WITHOUT EVEN TRYING!
• I’M A GOOD GIRL (WITH A LOT OF BAD HABITS!)
• GET TO KNOW ME, GET TO LOVE ME!
• I’M NOT WEIRD… I’M JUST COOLER THAN YOU!
• LIFE ISN’T ABOUT FINDING YOURSELF - IT’S ABOUT CREATING YOURSELF.
• SOMEONE IS THINKING ABOUT YOU… OK - IT’S ME.
• SCREW THE BAD BOY WITH THE TATTOO’S AND AN ATTITUDE - I’LL TAKE PRINCE CHARMING THANKYOU VERY MUCH!
• I’M HAPPY. I LOVE MY LIFE. I HAVE EVERTHING AND EVERYONE I NEED.
• I BELIEVE THAT LAUGHING IS THE BEST CALORIE BURNER!
• IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE NOT ON THE SAME PAGE AS ME, MAYBE IT’S TIME TO CHANGE THE STORY
• THINK I’M TRIPPING? TIE MY SHOES!
• CAN’T STAND ME? SIT BACK DOWN!
• GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME? SOLVE IT!
• I’M NOT RANDOM - YOU JUST CAN’T THINK AS FAST AS ME!
• GET. LIKE. ME.
• YOU’LL ALWAYS BE MY FRIEND - YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!
• I HAVE DRAMA AND I HAVE MEMORIES. THAT’S LIFE. LIVE IT. LOVE IT. LEARN FROM IT…